goddamnit.
someone just stated that our department should be on high alert, and that we are now at “defcon five”.
DEFCON (defense condition) ranges from 5 (peacetime) to 1 (imminent nuclear conflict), you ignorant fuckapes.
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April 2005
Monthly Archive
Thu 28 Apr 2005
Thu 28 Apr 2005
i’ve no idea who this fellow is, what sort of blow he has just parried, or what he intends to do next. He just came out of my tablet when I was bored is all.
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Tue 26 Apr 2005
“Current posting stats: 23684 per hour, 395 per minute”
400 blog entries a minute.
That’s a staggering amount of stupid gibberish, bad poetry, digital photos, shitty online quiz results, AOL Instant Messenger transcripts, and so forth to be entering the digital info-stream of the internet every minute.
And that’s just on *one* blogging site.
I can barely comprehend how many terabytes of garbage are accumulating world wide. We are producing information at a stupendous rate.
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Tue 26 Apr 2005
Soon it will start raining and that will be just fine with me.
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11:54 update: still no rain yet. what the hell?
Mon 25 Apr 2005
okay so I evidently went off there a little bit. I just wanted to post real quick to say that I had a pretty good weekend, even if the weather was totally fucking with Ohio. in a week it’ll be MAY for fuck’s sake, and here we are, having snow!? jesus.
went to akron this weekend to visit rainey, and there was much mario golf, puyo pop fever, and texas hold-em. all in all a fun time, although I wish my brother could’ve been around as well.
and now, back to work. we’re migrating to a new version of Novell and “new” servers, and it’s sorta like this incredible ball of Utter Fuckupedness.
wh ythe shit didn’t I go into business or lab work or soemthing?
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